virginitity:

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via dontworrythefreefoodisoverhere)

theclearlydope:

SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS! 

theclearlydope:

SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS! 

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oh-thats-clever:

yerthebadwolfmari:

novamist:

averaqejoe:

xstayfocused:

shigaretto:

sunflowury:

parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

ITS HELL TO DRIVE

raven baxter from thats so raven lived on this hill 

This gives me anxiety

i was here and i loved it

Sucks even more to walk it-I almost passed out cus I’m so out of shape lol

i fLIPPIN HATE DIVISADERO IT IS THE WORST HILL INT HE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

i walked up it once looking for Lombard street
never again

oh-thats-clever:

yerthebadwolfmari:

novamist:

averaqejoe:

xstayfocused:

shigaretto:

sunflowury:

parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

ITS HELL TO DRIVE

raven baxter from thats so raven lived on this hill 

This gives me anxiety

i was here and i loved it

Sucks even more to walk it-I almost passed out cus I’m so out of shape lol

i fLIPPIN HATE DIVISADERO IT IS THE WORST HILL INT HE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

i walked up it once looking for Lombard street

never again

(via fuckingcompliment)

(Source: jsarloutte, via stonerb0nerrr)

xxxconnect:

Watch out, she’s got The Clap!

xxxconnect:

Watch out, she’s got The Clap!

(via twerkingwithsquidgy)

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

(via the-fallen-blogger)

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

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